First Annual Zombie Writing Contest (2008)

     We Have a Winner!

The contest was to create a children's nursery rhyme or bedtime story involving the killing of Zombies. 

The winning entry:

The Zombie ate my brain
The Zombie ate my brain
hi ho the dairy o
The Zombie ate my brain

soooooo

I poked him in the eye
I poked him in the eye
hi ho the dairy o
I poked him in the eye

buuuuut

I was much too late
I was much too late
hi ho the dairy o
I was much too late

soooooo

I'm a Zombie now
I'm a Zombie now
hi ho the dairy o
I'm a Zombie now

soooooo

Watch out for your brains
Watch out for your brains
hi ho the dairy o
Watch out for your braaaaaaiiiins

the end

Now go out there and use this inspiration to create MORE zombie rhymes and songs, so that we can educate the next generation in the dangers of zombie attack.